This thanks giving I'm going to be spending it with his mother and (republican :O) grandmother. Help me. I was nervous at first accepting these terms of engagement, being that I know one of the questions by an inquirer would be "So what do you do?" Let's see..... I do jack shit. That usually goes over incredibly well to republicans. To say "I read and learn all day for no money" to a republican, I might as well be saying "I leach off the hard working coal miner's taxes to sit around on my ass all day".

I'm a degenerate. I'd work for pennies a day if I weren't an AmeriKKKan. However, I am an Amerikan, and I don't believe in abusing my body for this fucked up society. And I know that doesn't go over well with the elderly. It's not my fault they grew up in a different time then I did. But I simply don't have the energy or motivation to explain it all out to them, either. So maybe that makes me no better than them. *sigh* *frown*